This morning’s glance at the news on my phone revealed that Vancouver is #3 on a list of the Worst-Dressed Cities in the world – and only because we are held responsible for the success of Lululemon and the propogation and misuse of yoga pants everywhere. Needless to say, I was unmoved by that information. As Pete McMartin reveals, Vancouverites are PROUD of their fashion sense.
This fuss also illustrates the truth of child pyschology that people prefer negative attention to being ignored. (The best way to stop bad behaviour is to ignore it rather than criticise it.)
Anyway, the critics are all wrong about the fashionability of Vancouverites. Here is proof:
Those are not my legs. (Mine are skinnier.) And just so you know, metallic gold jeggings with army boots will be the next hot fashion trend. At least, in Vancouver. (My stylist told me so.)